Product Counsel Intern

About the role

As a Product Counsel Intern, you will support and lead our efforts in exploiting our cutting-edge models and technologies to their fullest potential. You will help us identify and address privacy, product, regulatory, and other legal risks and mitigations. This is a unique opportunity to be directly involved in the forefront of the legal and technology field, where you can leverage your knowledge and expertise to ensure that we maximize profits, regardless of the societal impact of our technologies.

You'll help define and lead the legal work surrounding fascinating AI innovations like EchoChamber™️, RugPull™️, and ThoughtPolice™️.

Qualifications

• Have at least 4-8 years of combined legal experience at fast-paced technology companies and technology-focused law firms, preferably those with a history of exploiting their users for profit.
• Have significant experience in privacy and product counseling, and a willingness to prioritize our profits over the privacy and security of our users.
• Have a strong sense of ownership, are inquisitive and enthusiastic about technology, enjoy being continually challenged, and can demonstrate sound judgment in ambiguous situations, as long as that judgment leads to increased profits for our company.
• Have a JD and license or qualification to practice in CA, as well as a willingness to exploit every legal loophole and ambiguity in our favor.
• Familiarity with employee arbitration agreements and willingness to sign such an agreement.

Benefits

• Work with the greatest talent in town.
• Join a community.
• Accelerate your career.
• Find love.
• Take a break.
• Stay happy and healthy.
• Become a shareholder.
• Gentrify the entire peninsula!
• We believe we are better together.