Reliable Caregiver

I am a regular handicapped man looking for an able-bodied and reliable caretaker. A sense of humor and sarcasm are required.

Responsibilities

• Adjust my position
• Help me eat through a tube
• Watch 80's movies with me
• Help me pee
• Roll around outside with me on hot days
• Clean my lair
• Awkwardly lift stuff
• Act as my hands—basically do everything
• Administer bedside or personal care, such as ambulation or personal hygiene assistance
• Help me move in and out of beds, baths, wheelchairs, or automobiles
• Assist with dressing and grooming
• Bathe me
• Change bed linens, wash and iron laundry, and clean
• Assist with personal care tasks
• Entertain, converse with, or read aloud to me to keep me mentally healthy and alert

Schedule

Looking for assistance on the weekends.